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=The Evil Bit-Of-Awesomeness Headquarters= ^_^ There's lots of awesome awesomeness in here....

You should play [|Phun].

Anyways... to The Mattcave!

The Evil Laugh

 * Mwahahahaha!!!!!**

The origins of this evil laugh are even a mystery to the evil HQ himself. This is generally a great thing to do...
 * No it's not. I created that laugh. Now get off my page before I feed you to the sharks with frickin lasers on their heads.**

=Oh Noes! It's Homework Man!= Argggghhhhh..*dies*


 * 1) Electroshock weapon technology uses a temporary high-voltage low-current electrical discharge to override the body's muscle-triggering mechanisms. The recipient is immobilized via two metal probes connected via metal wires to the electroshock device.
 * 2) Because static electricity builds up and jumps from the cloud (+) to the ground (-)
 * 3) By not being the tallest object in an open area.
 * 4) ^_^
 * 5) Uses RF to transfer a maximum of 6 volts over 1 meter
 * No, the loss of power is too great (resistance).
 * 1) Over 0.1A at 1000V


 * 1) Because it water (sweat in this case) conducts electricity better than skin.
 * 2) Because the sap inside boils into a gas, which expands, causing the tree to explode.
 * 3) AC is alternating current, and DC is direct current.
 * 4) Dunno
 * 5) Dunno

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**Wha wha whaaaaa!! (imagine evil lunatic gleefully rubbing hands together) - glad to see that Homework man has prevailed! Keep up the good owrk - mor detail next time ploise! 1220834368~**

=It's the possibly-not-really-going-to-be-of-any-help-for-a-SAC section!=

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Static Electricitry[[image:awesome_physics.PNG align="right"]]
So yeah this is all about static electricity and stuff... Well actually it's just about static electrictiy.

1 Coulomb = 6.242 E18 1 Elementary Charge = 1.602 E-19 1 Kilowatt Hour = 3600000 J



F is the force in Newtons (N) k is the proportionality constant q's are the two charges in coulombs (c) r is the distance between two charges (m)



E is the strength of the field F is the force (N) q is the amount of charge (c)



I is the current in amps (A) q is the amount of coulombs (C) t is the time in seconds (s)

DC is for direct current because the electrons are always moving in the same direction. AC is for alternating current where electrons move back and forth on the same spot.

Voltage can be called electromotive force or potential difference and is the amount of energy given to each coulomb of charge when they're pushed together. As an equation, it's



V is in volts C is the energy in coulombs

Resistance is the amount of volts required to make one ampere of current flow through the resistor. Resistance is measured in ohms.



There are two types of conductors, ohmic and non-ohmic. Ohmic conductors follow Ohm's law, which says that voltage across the conductor is proportional to the current going through it.



Non-ohmic conductors do not follow this law. Resistance in wires can be calculated with:



R is the resistance in ohms. p is the resistivity of the material. L is the length of the material (m) A is the cross-sectional area of the material (m squared)



E is amount of electrical energy in Joules (J) q is the amount of charge in coulombs (C) V is the potential difference or voltage (V)



E is amount of electrical energy in Joules (J) V is the potential difference or voltage (V) I is the current in amperes (A) t is the time in seconds (s)



P is the power in watts (W) E is the energy in Joules (J) t is the time in seconds (s) V is the potential difference or voltage (V) I is the current in amperes (A)